Sunday, August 22, 2010

Tail Lights



As if there needs to be any more incentive for men to look at our butts....


You have to admit, though, that whoever thought these up was a bit of a genius, combining two of man's favorite things -- cars and booty. No need to choose when you can get 'em both in one package, right?


I will not be one of the daring few wearing these lovely tail light pants, though. I already have to beat them off with a stick on most days. I'm not bragging or anything, I'm just sayin'.....these are the LAST thing I will ever need! ;)


Those of you with teen girls at home, beware of letting your daughter wear these. There's no telling WHAT will be following her home if she wears these things! ;)



23 comments:

Nay (moonangelnay) August 22, 2010 at 6:09 AM  

oh my goodness LOL! that is actually pretty awesome, i never would have thought of it myself. are they retailed or is this a handmade idea? well hats off to the designer, i bet they'll be a hit!

Da Dude August 22, 2010 at 4:54 PM  

Forget the taillights. I like the head lights;-) wink, wink

Unknown August 22, 2010 at 7:12 PM  

Dammit Dude, you stole my thunder!

So, I ditto the dude---Except I might also add turn signals--blink, blink.

PLU!

jellybelly August 23, 2010 at 4:59 AM  

There was a movie in the 80s about designer jeans like this starring...hmmmm....I don't remember if it was Richard Gere ...

Lynne August 23, 2010 at 9:15 AM  

Very funny (and I'm sure it was designed by a guy!)

William K Wallace August 23, 2010 at 5:35 PM  

I wish the butt in those tail light pants was a bit more rounded and a touch on the bigger side...so I could appreciate them more!

plin August 23, 2010 at 5:52 PM  

Some how this is a turn off. It reminds me of bumper to bumper traffic and to keep my distance so I don't slam right into it. =)

sandy August 24, 2010 at 9:53 PM  

Probably designed by a guy, but women buy this trash and then complain men are looking at them........dah, if you don't want me to stare at your butt, wear something that's not to tight, shufed up, or calling attention to your butt.
Just saying if you're attractive, you really don't need to be this stupid to get attention.
Getting off my soap box now,
Sandy

mike August 25, 2010 at 2:00 PM  

@Jellybelly. That movie was called So Fine and it starred Ryan O'Neal.

Of course those jeans were a little 'racier' than those above, but they're both kinda funny. I wonder if the ones pictured above come with a warning beep when they 'back up'....haha

The Fitness Diva August 25, 2010 at 9:05 PM  

William, I agree. Chickie here does not do the pants justice! She's barely filling them out to the point that there's a fold of cloth under both butt cheeks! Definitely is not a bootylicious babe! lol!
I could only imagine how those pants would look on a chick that really has some junk in that trunk.
Would probably stop traffic! ;)

The Fitness Diva August 25, 2010 at 9:08 PM  

I saw that movie! I don't remember when, on one of these cable channels. Yes, in So Fine the pants had little see through panels made of clear plastic or something. You could actually see skin!
OMG, imagine if those pants really came into style. I'm shocked that no one has already tried it yet! :O

Evergreen Thoughts August 26, 2010 at 11:41 AM  

Its really funny to see the tail lamp.Really intresting

Brad Campbell August 27, 2010 at 6:40 AM  

ok that's weird.. what's next? rearview mirror?

eastcoastlife August 27, 2010 at 10:57 AM  

That's awesome!.... but a pity my taillights won't look good in it. :(

How people make money blogging August 28, 2010 at 12:27 AM  

nice pant design. where can we get one?

Wilmaryad August 29, 2010 at 12:10 PM  

The only thing that would follow THIS home is a UFO full of aliens in heat. Not bad a camouflage for butt-less gurls, though. Kristy Alley in this thing and it'll look like her butt cheeks have nipples. ,)

Call me A.S for AkiraSabine September 2, 2010 at 12:01 AM  

What a creative invention there, Fitness Diva. Has it been around for long?

Annette September 3, 2010 at 1:34 PM  

OMG! All I know is that my bf would probably love to see me wearing these, but not in public.

Who comes up with this stuff?

Ewan Kennedy September 7, 2010 at 9:01 AM  

Very smile-inducing.

Well, at least they're not green lights.

If they were, the 'occu-PANTS' (groan) could be in real trouble.

nyc diamond district wedding bands September 10, 2010 at 4:48 PM  

These need to be prohibited to only house wear if you ladies deem it OK for you husbands!!

Tembang Lawas September 16, 2010 at 1:54 PM  

Ho ho ho very funny tail and nice picture my friend keep blogging :)

Steve November 30, 2010 at 2:23 PM  

First of all, hilarious... Secondly, you know guys will be checking you out!

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