Sunday, August 22, 2010

Tail Lights

As if there needs to be any more incentive for men to look at our butts....

You have to admit, though, that whoever thought these up was a bit of a genius, combining two of man's favorite things -- cars and booty. No need to choose when you can get 'em both in one package, right?

I will not be one of the daring few wearing these lovely tail light pants, though. I already have to beat them off with a stick on most days. I'm not bragging or anything, I'm just sayin'.....these are the LAST thing I will ever need! ;)

Those of you with teen girls at home, beware of letting your daughter wear these. There's no telling WHAT will be following her home if she wears these things! ;)


Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The Expendables - My Kind of Men!! ;)

Listen up, Hollywood.... THIS is the form of manliness I would seriously like to see when I flip on the tube or plunk down my hard earned dollars to check out one of your flicks. Just look at 'em -- fit, primed, capable and ready for anything men who actually take a little bit of time out of their day to hit the gym! Or hit something! ;) haaaa!
I was just remarking on William's post about the Expendables over at his blog, London Is Cool, of how I smile every time I pass by this poster in the subway. Each time I see it, I just have to stop and look it over for a few secs. It just warms my heart to look and see this hard bodied, good lookin', awesome lineup of action heroes ready to come and save my day. From Sly and Arnold to my boy, Jet Li, they seem to have gotten them all, and have also included a couple MMA guys. Lovely!

I guess this poster excites me so because I've so overdosed on the endless parade of pudgy, bellyriffic, never met a gym or a workout they liked guys that Hollywood is continually forcing down my throat on TV and commercials for like, 5+ years now (see Get Him to the Greek, Knocked Up, Mr Rollback on those damn endless Walmart commercials, The King of Queens, Life According to Jim, the Budweiser guy who crashes VIP parties and all the portly, calorie control challenged husbands they show on TV with fit, attractive, skinny wives who apparently know a little something about healthy diet). I'm sick of it! I doth protest!!

Yeah, I'm bitching and being superficial and some fat guys out there might not like it!! I don't care!!! Just as you guys want to see great looking women everywhere you look, especially in movies and on TV, I want my fair share of the same! Damn right! Bring on the boys! fit ones...~ ;)
So, please, please, please, Hollywood, keep on pumping out Expendables. Me likey. Me likey alot!! (and keep showing those Shake Weight and Bowflex commercials with the shirtless guys in 'em!~ those are my favorite! ;)

And hey, here's hoping that the movie is just as good as the poster looks! ;)


Monday, August 16, 2010

Scream Queens 2 - They're Baaaa-aaackk!

The Scream Queen wannabes are back, and I'm loving it! This is one of the reality shows out here that makes the contestants really have to WORK, and where you have to have some serious talent, presence, physical ability AND beauty to beat out all the rest. Now, that's my kinda contest! That's the mark of a Diva! ;)

These girls are put through a myriad of screen tests and nail biting physical challenges to win a role in Lion Gate's Saw 3D, and it ain't gonna be any walk in the park. At least not in the daylight!

I watched last season and was thrilled when Tanedra Howard, an untrained actress with no formal experience took it from a bunch of hard core, acting school junkie veterans with nothing but pure talent in her pocket. Way to go, Tanedra! Even after being accused of winning challenges and getting the favor of the judges "because of her race", Tanedra pushed through, won the role in Saw lV, and not only did she shoot and appear in the film, but Lion's Gate has already signed her for a recurring role in the next installment in the Saw series, the upcoming Saw3D. Take THAT, you jealous bitches who were trying to think that she got it unfairly! Tanedra rocks! ;)

This season's crop of Scream Queen contestants looks interesting, and at least one or two have a natural creep factor that makes them fascinating to watch.

If you missed the first episode of season 2, check it out on the web. The pumpkin smashing scene was hilarious! Tune in and watch as these girls evoke pure fear, rage and horror, jump out of windows, get covered in maggots, and just all around scream their heads off - all while looking good and still having to ace the scene. Sounds like fun to me! If you haven't seen it, do check them out! It's screaming damn good! ;)

Real maggots, y'all!

Who will be the next Scream Queen? Tune in and see! It's coming on tonight (Monday nights on VH1), and I am so there!

Reality show and Scream Queen advice from last year's winner, Tanedra Howard


Wednesday, August 4, 2010

What the Hell?! Wednesday :)

Well, it certainly is quite fresh, isn't it? ;)

....on another note, I used to have a butt just like that.... ;) Sometimes you really can lose a bit too much weight, at least off the back! ;).

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